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The antics of our feathered companions bring us all
laughter and joy every day of our lives. The internet has brought forth
an absolute treasure chest of photos, video clips, and jokes from "Beak
Breaks" all over the world.
If you have a great birdie photo, video link or joke you would like to
share please contact our
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Wanda's
dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
go to work the
next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a
check
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"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog
Spike. He won't bother you. But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
repairman
go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
contain
himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See - Men just don't listen! |
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Snowball is a medium sulphur crested Eleanora cockatoo
and he loves to dance and sing. He loves the Back Street Boys. No one
taught Snowball to dance...he just heard this song and suddenly felt
like dancing. We're all jealous because he can outdance each one of
us...nobody likes a show off! When he's really in the mood, he dances
and sings. And at the end of the performance he takes a bow or
two or twenty!! Enjoy the show.
http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007/09/may-i-have-this-dance.html |
Oliver is an amazing African Gray who has a huge vocabulary. His site
contains many amazing videos of him.
http://www.jillwlang.com/videos.htm |
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Really Ugly!
A lady was walking down the street to work, and she saw a parrot on a
perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, as you can imagine, the lady is furious! She stormed past the
store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot, and it said to her, "Hey lady,
you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "WOW lady, you are still
really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she
would sue the store and kill the bird if the manager didn't take care of
this problem.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure
the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work, the parrot
called to her, "Hey lady."
She stopped and said, "Yes?"
The bird paused, then said, "You know." |
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